Jonathan makes a mash-up.
Uh oh, slang in the title. The grandparents won't know what this entry's about.
We've accumulated an awful lot of singing plastic these days. The house from Uncle Sol and Aunt Chayong sings about forty different tunes alone. The rocking horse whinnys and plays the "Lone Ranger" theme when it's ridden, and the Little People farm chimes in with "Old MacDonald," complete with animal noises. So it can get pretty noisy in the living room.
Looking back on old entries, I came across one titled "The toys must be played with in the proper manner." HA! No longer. Jonathan finds the singing toys to be a challenge. It's far too boring to push a button or spin a chicken or ride a horsie to generate the tuneful rewards. Instead, he prefers to find little shortcuts. So he'll poke his fingers through a crack in the drainpipe to hit the trigger for "Itsy Bitsy Spider," or wiggle the rocking horse rather than actually ride it. His greatest triumph is the Little People Farm, a birthday present from Aunt Liz and Uncle Jim. There's a merry-go-round wheel that you need to spin to play a round of "Old MacDonald." Not Jonathan! Instead, he flips the entire farm up on its side. Then he's able to press the little lever that the wheel is supposed to trigger by turning, and voila! Music ensues.
So tonight, Jonathan took a break from teething to play with the toys. The farm was upended and Old MacDonald had oinks and moos and baa-baas going everywhere. Jonathan was doing a sort of squatting dance, with his finger near the trigger to keep the music coming. One arm got a little overenthusiastic and hit the nearby rocking horse, triggering "She'll Be Coming Round the Mountain." Jonathan thought this was great! Two tunes are definitely better than one. So, for the next several minutes, he would carefully depress the farm trigger, then turn to keep the horsie moving. While the two songs played simultaneously (Mom and Dad, that's a mash-up) he grinned and got his baby groove on.